
You either cured me or broke me, I’m not sure which yet
so i went to go get a drink and…
THERE IS A FURBY IN THE VENDING MACHINE
DO YOU THINK THIS IS SOME SORT OF GAME
I AM SO EXCITED
10 pairs of unrelated movies that are the same when reduced to one sentence.
Why is it when I take off my glasses people ask me
“How many fingers am I holding up!?”
I don’t see this:
I see this:
NOW THAT THAT’S CLEARED UP FOR ALL THOSE IGNORANT PEOPLE IN THE WORLD
admittedly for me it’s more like this
my vision is -7 diopter
my biggest fear isn’t being murdered, it’s that the news uses an ugly picture of me from facebook when they talk about my murder.
Any picture of you is an ugly picture
THE PRESIDENT OF FRANCE WANTS TO BAN HOMEWORK
well this is it
bonjour my petite crossaints